The StatTrak™ M9 Bayonet | Marble Fade (Minimal Wear) is the kind of knife that screams, “I’ve spent more time trading than actually playing.” Its psychedelic blend of pinks, blues, and yellows swirls like a melted unicorn popsicle, making it the ultimate flex for players who want their melee kills to look like a rave party. The Minimal Wear tag means it’s only *slightly* scuffed—like a luxury car with a door ding. And let’s not forget StatTrak™, which tallies every stab so you can humble-brag about your 2,000th “accidental” teamkill. Just don’t let your squad catch you admiring it mid-round—those colors are hypnotic, but so is the enemy’s crosshair.