The StatTrak™ M9 Bayonet | Gamma Doppler (Factory New) is basically the glowstick of CS:GO knives—if glowsticks could slice through egos (and opponents). Its radioactive green Doppler patterns shift like a rave in a lava lamp, making it impossible to ignore in-game. The Factory New finish ensures it’s as pristine as your ego after clutching a 1v5. StatTrak? Oh, that’s just there to remind everyone (including you) how many times you’ve panic-swung this beauty into a wall instead of an enemy. It’s the knife equivalent of driving a neon Lamborghini: zero stealth, maximum flex. Just try not to stare at it mid-round… or do. We all know you bought it to *be* stared at.