The StatTrak™ Falchion Knife | Stained (Minimal Wear) is like that one friend who *insists* they’re “vintage” but really just forgot to polish their shoes. The Falchion’s curved blade has a rugged charm, and the Stained finish gives it that “I’ve seen things” patina—perfect for players who want their knife to whisper, “I’m edgy, but also lazy.” Minimal Wear means it’s scuffed just enough to look battle-hardened without actually compromising its resale dignity. Oh, and the StatTrak? It’s basically a neon sign screaming, “Yes, I counted those 37 bot kills.” Stylish? Sure. Practical? Debatable. But hey, at least it’s not another boring Karambit clone.