The **StatTrak™ Bowie Knife | Forest DDPAT (Field-Tested)** is like that one friend who insists they’re “rugged outdoorsy types” but still checks their phone every five minutes. The Forest DDPAT camo pattern gives it a grungy, tactical vibe, perfect for blending into a bush while you contemplate why you whiffed that last flick. Field-Tested means it’s seen enough battles to earn some street cred, but not so many that it looks like it’s been run over by a Tank. And hey, StatTrak™ lets you count every time you’ve panic-swung this boat oar of a knife and somehow still got the kill. Stylish? Sure. Practical? Only if your plan is to intimidate squirrels.