The StatTrak™ Bowie Knife | Crimson Web (Battle-Scarred) is like that one friend who’s seen too much chaos but still shows up to the party. Its massive Bowie blade, etched with faded crimson webs, looks like it’s been dragged through a sandstorm and a zombie apocalypse. The “Battle-Scarred” finish? More like “left in a dumpster behind a CS:GO map.” But hey, the StatTrak counter lets you flex how many souls you’ve claimed while swinging this relic. Sure, it’s rough around the edges, but that’s part of its charm—like a muscle car with duct tape holding the bumper. Just don’t expect it to intimidate anyone beyond 10 meters.