The Shadow Daggers | Blue Steel (Battle-Scarred) are the kind of knives that look like they’ve been dragged through Chernobyl and back. The “Blue Steel” finish? More like “Rusty Regret,” with its chipped, murky teal patina and scratches that tell stories of countless failed flanks. But hey, at least the battle scars distract from the fact that you’re swinging two butter knives in a gunfight. The spinning inspect animation is pure cringe flex—like doing a trick shot with a spork. They’re the melee equivalent of that one friend who insists on using a flip phone: charmingly outdated, but you low-key respect the commitment to chaos.