The Falchion Knife | Stained (Factory New) is like that one friend who insists they’re “low-maintenance” but still wants attention. The Stained finish gives it a grimy, weathered look that somehow still screams “I’m trying too hard” in Factory New condition. Its curved blade and stubby handle make it the pocketknife of CS:GO—practical for slicing potatoes, maybe, but not exactly striking fear into enemies. The inspect animation, where your character awkwardly flips it like they’ve never held a knife before, adds charm. It’s the perfect pick for players who want to flex without committing to a flashy skin. Basically, it’s the knife equivalent of wearing socks with sandals.