The Bowie Knife | Urban Masked (Well-Worn) is like that one friend who shows up to a party with a "vintage" leather jacket covered in questionable stains. The jagged camo pattern screams "I’ve seen things," though the Well-Worn finish means it’s less “tactical stealth” and more “dug out of a dumpster behind a military surplus store.” Still, the Bowie’s absurdly long blade ensures you’ll look like a tryhard even when whiffing knife fights. Bonus points: the scratched-up urban camo might not hide you from enemies, but it’ll definitely hide the shame of losing a 1v1 to a pistol. At least it’s got character—or rust. Hard to tell.