The Bowie Knife | Stained (Well-Worn) is like that one friend who shows up to a party with a questionable stain on their shirt but still somehow owns the room. This oversized blade screams “compensation” with its comically large profile, perfect for announcing your presence in a match (stealth is overrated anyway). The Stained finish in Well-Worn condition? Think of it as pre-distressed denim for tryhards—artfully rusted and speckled with “character,” because nothing says “I’ve seen things” like a knife that looks like it survived a demolition derby. The draw animation? Chef’s kiss. It’s all flair, zero function, and 100% ego.