The Bowie Knife | Scorched (Well-Worn) is like that one friend who insists they’re “ruggedly handsome” but actually just looks like they fought a bonfire and lost. The blade’s charred finish gives off “I roast marshmallows for a living” vibes, while the Well-Worn texture adds enough scratches to make you wonder if it’s been used to pry open crates of expired energy drinks. In-game, swinging this bad boy feels less like a stealthy backstab and more like announcing, “Hey, I’m here!” with a flaming lawnmower blade. Stylish? Sure. Practical? Only if your plan is to cosplay as a post-apocalyptic chef.