The Bowie Knife | Safari Mesh is like that one friend who insists they’re “stealthy” while wearing neon socks. The camo pattern? More like a half-hearted attempt to blend into a sandbox someone forgot to clean. Minimal Wear just means it’s seen enough battles to have a few scuffs, but hey, at least it’s not pretending to be pristine. This blade’s massive size screams, “I’m compensating for something,” yet somehow it’s still weirdly satisfying to whip out mid-round. Perfect for players who want to cosplay as a jungle explorer while aggressively failing to be subtle. Style points: 10/10. Practicality? Let’s not kid ourselves.