The Bowie Knife | Forest DDPAT (Well-Worn) is like that rugged outdoorsman who *thinks* they’re blending into the woods but forgot to take off their neon hiking boots. The digital camo pattern (DDPAT) screams "tactical stealth," but the Well-Worn finish ensures it looks like it’s been dragged through every bush on Dust II. The Bowie’s absurdly oversized blade? Pure overcompensation. Swinging this thing is like waving a machete at a tea party—everyone notices, nobody’s impressed. Still, there’s charm in its battered edges; it’s the knife equivalent of a dad bod: not pretty, but it’s seen some stuff. Flex or flop? Depends if you dig "relic" vibes.