The Bowie Knife | Case Hardened is the Swiss Army knife of CS:GO—if Swiss Army knives were comically oversized and covered in psychedelic metal swirls. The "Case Hardened" skin looks like someone dunked it in a vat of molten blue and purple crayons, with each pattern being a chaotic masterpiece. The "Well-Worn" condition? That’s just Valve’s way of saying, “Yeah, it’s seen some stuff.” Still, the Bowie’s absurd length makes it perfect for wildly exaggerated stabs that’ll have teammates questioning your life choices. Just don’t expect the rust patches to buff out—it’s “character,” not neglect. Probably.