The Bayonet | Lore (Minimal Wear) is basically the CS:GO equivalent of showing up to a knife fight with a dragon-scale relic. Its intricate gold-and-black design screams "ancient artifact," but let’s be real—it’s mostly used to flex in spawn while teammates beg you to stop spinning it and plant the bomb. The Minimal Wear condition means it’s just scuffed enough to pretend you’ve actually touched grass instead of grinding 10-hour Deathmatch sessions. It’s the kind of knife that whispers, “I know map callouts” but screams, “I spent my rent money on pixels.” Peak CS:GO culture, honestly.