The AK-47 | Emerald Pinstripe (Battle-Scarred) is like that one friend who swears they’re “still cool” despite looking like they’ve been dragged through a woodchipper. The green pinstripe pattern? More like “faint ghost of a salad” after years of neglect. The Battle-Scarred finish ensures every scratch tells a story—probably of missed shots and tilted teammates. The metallic parts rust like a ’92 Camaro left in the rain, while the grip looks chewed by a particularly angry beaver. But hey, it’s an AK—it’ll still delete enemies faster than you can say, “Why does my gun sound like it’s coughing?” Aesthetic disaster, functional legend.