The Dual Berettas | Colony in Minimal Wear are like that pair of sneakers you only wear to messy parties—they’ve seen some action but still hold up. The green-and-tan camo pattern, splashed with rust spots, screams “I looted this from a post-apocalyptic lawnmower.” Part of the Colony collection, these dualies lean into a grungy, survivalist vibe, which is fitting because using them in-game often feels like surviving a disaster. Minimal Wear means they’re not totally trashed, but let’s be real—they’ve definitely been dropped a few times. Perfect for players who enjoy spraying bullets with the same chaotic energy as a toddler with a glitter cannon. Just don’t expect accuracy… or respect.