The USP-S | Lead Conduit (Factory New) is the pistol equivalent of a dystopian office worker’s dream sidearm. Its sleek, industrial design features metallic blue-gray panels etched with circuit-like patterns, like someone tried to turn a power grid blueprint into a fashion statement. The gun practically screams, “I’m here to headshot eco-rushers while filing TPS reports.” It’s the kind of skin that makes you feel like a cyberpunk accountant—professional, precise, and weirdly stylish. But let’s be real: it’s still a default pistol. No amount of sci-fi flair will save you if you whiff the first three shots. Perfect for flexing in spawn or pretending you’re in a Blade Runner sequel.