The USP-S | Kill Confirmed is the flex you didn’t know you needed until you miss a shot and stare at that giant bullet hole decal on the slide. Field-Tested? More like “I’ve seen some stuff, but I still look cooler than your default skin.” The blood splatter and “KILL CONFIRMED” text scream “yes, I just one-tapped your eco-round dreams.” It’s like the gun’s saying, “I’m here to headshot *and* accessorize.” The worn finish adds “character” (read: excuses for whiffing), but let’s be real—you’re buying it for the drip, not the accuracy. Pair it with a smug teabag for maximum psychological damage.