The USP-S | Blueprint (Factory New) is like the gun equivalent of a tech bro’s fever dream—sleek, clinical, and obsessed with geometric precision. Its white-and-blue digital camo pattern screams “I designed this in CAD while sipping kombucha.” The suppressor looks like it was borrowed from a sci-fi prop department, perfect for players who want to pretend they’re assassinating targets in 2077 rather than clutching a 1v3 on Dust II. It’s the sidearm for those who value aesthetics over recoil control, but hey, at least you’ll look like a minimalist art exhibit while whiffing shots. Functionally stealthy, fashionably sterile.