The UMP-45 | Riot (Minimal Wear) is like that loud friend who shows up to a party wearing neon and combat boots. The skin slaps hard with its chaotic graffiti-inspired design—think splattered paint, jagged lines, and a riot shield motif that screams, “I’m here to frag, not to blend in.” Minimal Wear keeps it just scuffed enough to look like it’s seen action, but not so battered that it loses its punk-rock charm. A favorite for eco-round warriors, the UMP itself is a mid-tier workhorse, and the Riot skin adds flair to its “I’m-not-a-rifle-but-I’ll-try” energy. Bonus points if you pair it with a flashy playstyle—subtlety is overrated anyway.