The Desert Eagle | Urban Rubble (Minimal Wear) is like that grizzled mercenary in a squad of polished soldiers – rough around the edges but oozing character. Its gray-and-brown camo looks like it’s been dragged through a post-apocalyptic parking lot, with scratches and scuffs that scream, “I’ve seen things.” Minimal Wear? More like “minimally bothered to clean up.” But don’t let the weathered facade fool you – this Deagle still slaps. The muted tones blend into Dust II’s concrete chaos, making it the perfect sidearm for players who prefer their style with a side of “I didn’t come here to decorate, I came to dominate.” Just don’t expect it to win any beauty contests… unless “rustic chic” becomes a meta.