The **Sticker | Longevity (Foil)** is like the blinged-out version of a CS:GO player’s midlife crisis. Featuring a golden dragon coiled around the Chinese character for longevity (壽), this foil sticker screams “I’ve played this game long enough to afford fancy pixels.” Its shimmering finish turns any weapon into a flex machine, perfect for players who want their AK-47 to whisper, “I’m here to outlive your rounds *and* your patience.” Ironically, slapping a “Longevity” sticker on a gun that’ll probably get swapped in two rounds is peak CS:GO humor. It’s not just a sticker—it’s a commitment to surviving toxicity, one shiny decal at a time.