The StatTrak™ UMP-45 | Primal Saber (Well-Worn) is like that one friend who shows up to a party looking like they’ve survived three apocalypses but still somehow steals the spotlight. Its tribal-inspired neon stripes and jagged patterns scream “I’ve seen things,” while the Well-Worn finish adds a layer of “I definitely didn’t just buy this off eBay.” The StatTrak counter is there to flex how many souls you’ve crushed in eco rounds, though let’s be real—half those kills are probably from panic-spraying through smokes. The UMP itself? A budget beast that slaps harder than your mom’s flip-flop when the WiFi’s out. Just don’t expect it to carry you past Gold Nova.