The StatTrak™ UMP-45 | Metal Flowers (Minimal Wear) is like that one teammate who shows up to a gunfight wearing a floral shirt—deadly but weirdly fashionable. This skin slaps a vibrant, almost rebellious garden of metallic petals onto CS:GO’s trusty eco-round workhorse. The Minimal Wear condition means it’s still crisp enough to distract enemies with its shiny petals before they realize they’re already respawning. And let’s be real, StatTrak is just flexing at this point—counting your kills while your opponents wonder why they got outgunned by a gun that looks like it belongs in a steampunk greenhouse. Practical? Maybe. A flex? Absolutely.