The StatTrak™ UMP-45 | Briefing (Minimal Wear) is like that reliable coworker who shows up to meetings with a slightly crumpled notepad but still gets the job done. Its muted gray and white design, streaked with tactical blueprint markings, screams “I’m here to strategize, not accessorize.” Perfect for players who want to flex their kill count without looking like they’re trying too hard. The Minimal Wear adds just enough “character” (read: scratches) to remind everyone you’ve seen some action—even if half those StatTrak kills were accidental sprays. It’s the gun for folks who think “stealthy professionalism” is a vibe, right before whiffing a smoke and getting domed. Classic UMP charm, zero glam.