The StatTrak™ Tec-9 | Jambiya is the sidearm equivalent of a peashooter that somehow became a fashion icon. With its sleek Middle Eastern-inspired engravings and gold accents, it’s like carrying a tiny, deadly piece of art into a firefight. The Minimal Wear version means it’s just scuffed enough to remind you it’s seen action, but not so beat-up that it loses its “look at me” charm. StatTrak? Perfect for flexing how many times you’ve panic-sprayed someone mid-rush. Just don’t expect the ornate blade motifs to improve your aim—this thing still kicks like a donkey on espresso. Reload responsibly.