The StatTrak™ P90 | Chopper (Minimal Wear) is like the bulldozer of SMGs—big, loud, and unapologetically messy. Decked out in a rugged digital camo pattern with metallic orange highlights, it screams "I’m here to spray bullets, not win design awards." Perfect for players who embrace the "hold W and pray" playstyle, the Chopper’s slightly scuffed Minimal Wear finish just adds character, as if to say, "Yeah, I’ve seen some things." And let’s not forget the StatTrak counter, quietly judging your 47 missed sprays per round. It’s the gun for when you want to feel tactical but secretly just love watching numbers go up.