The StatTrak™ P250 | Valence (Well-Worn) is like that friend who insists they’re “retro” but is really just a mess. Its neon yellow and black geometric pattern screams *”I’m trying to be artsy!”* while the Well-Worn finish quietly whispers, *”I’ve seen better days.”* The StatTrak counter? That’s just flexing how many times you’ve panic-spammed this budget pistol in eco rounds. The design looks like a highlighter had a meltdown on a blueprint, yet somehow it’s still weirdly endearing—like duct-taped sneakers. Perfect for players who want their poor financial decisions tracked in real-time. At least the scratches add *character*… or copium.