The StatTrak™ P2000 | Oceanic (Battle-Scarred) is like that one friend who’s been through a midlife crisis but still insists they’ve got “character.” The once-vibrant blue and turquoise waves now resemble a murky puddle after a month-long rainstorm, and the scratches? Let’s just say it’s seen more battles than your average War History textbook. The StatTrak counter is its only flex, tallying kills like a passive-aggressive reminder that it’s still technically functional. Perfect for players who want to flex their “vintage” aesthetic while secretly praying Valve buffs pistol skins. Bonus: The “oceanic” theme doubles as camouflage if your opponent’s monitor brightness is set to “cave dweller.”