The **StatTrak™ P2000 | Handgun** in Factory New condition is the pistol equivalent of showing up to a knife fight with a Rolex. Sleek, shiny, and borderline obnoxious, its polished metallic finish practically screams, “I’ve got better aim than you *and* a spreadsheet to prove it.” The StatTrak counter is there to flex your kill count, because why settle for humiliation when you can also rub salt in the wound? Perfect for eco rounds when you’re feeling spicy, just remember: looking this good won’t save you from whiffing shots while crouch-spamming. It’s a flex, not a miracle worker.