The StatTrak™ MP7 | Armor Core (Factory New) is the SMG equivalent of a tech bro’s sports car—flashy, functional, and *screaming* for attention. Its sleek metallic panels and digital camo pattern make it look like it was ripped straight out of a sci-fi prop department. The Factory New finish? Basically bulletproof bragging rights. And let’s not forget the StatTrak counter, ticking up every time you spray down an eco-rushing opponent. Sure, it’s not the meta pick, but who cares? You’re not here to win; you’re here to flex that your SMG has better drip than the enemy’s AWP. Just don’t blame the gun when you whiff half a mag on a stationary target. Skill issue, buddy.