The **StatTrak™ Glock-18 | Royal Legion (Battle-Scarred)** is like that one friend who shows up to a formal event in a tuxedo… but it’s covered in pizza stains. The skin’s regal purple and gold accents scream “I was fancy once,” while the chipped paint and scratched finish whisper, “I’ve seen some things.” The StatTrak counter? That’s just the cherry on top, tallying every botched eco round or accidental team flash. Battle-Scarred might mean it’s seen more action than a war documentary, but hey, at least it’s honest. Perfect for flexing your “vintage” style while pretending you don’t care about winning. Royalty? More like *loyalty* to the grind.