The StatTrak™ Dual Berettas | Cartel (Minimal Wear) is like that pair of fancy dress shoes you only wear to impress people—except these actually *do* something. Decked out in gold filigree and sleek black accents, they scream "cartel boss on a coffee break." The Minimal Wear means they’ve seen just enough action to avoid looking like a garage-sale find, but let’s be real: you’re not using these for precision. Dualies spray bullets like confetti at a parade, and the StatTrak counter? That’s just there to remind you how many times you whiffed while pretending to be Tony Montana. Stylish? Absolutely. Practical? *Dios mío*, no.