The StatTrak™ Desert Eagle | Naga (Battle-Scarred) is the sidearm equivalent of a rockstar who’s seen too many mosh pits. Its once-intricate serpentine scales are now chipped and faded, like a tattoo that’s survived a decade of bad decisions. The Battle-Scarred wear gives it “character,” or so you’ll tell yourself while missing shots. StatTrak’s kill counter? That’s just there to remind you how many times you’ve whiffed before finally landing a lucky headshot. Sure, it looks like it’s been dragged through Dust II’s B-site, but hey—every scratch tells a story. Perfect for flexing skill (or lack thereof) while pretending the gun’s “vintage” aesthetic is intentional. Snake? More like a tired garden hose with delusions of grandeur.