The PP-Bizon | Judgement of Anubis (Well-Worn) is like that one friend who insists they’re “vintage” but really just looks like they’ve been through a sandstorm. Decked out in Egyptian-themed hieroglyphics and gold accents, this skin tries to channel ancient divinity—until you notice the scratches and scuffs that scream “I’ve seen too many rushed B sites.” The Well-Worn finish gives it that “I was buried in a pyramid for centuries… or left in a backpack for three months” vibe. Still, the Anubis motif slaps harder than a missed spray control, making it the perfect accessory for players who want to flex mythical vibes while accidentally feeding the enemy team. Godspeed, dusty SMG.