The P90 | Chopper (Factory New) is the kind of skin that screams, “I’m here to spray and pray, but I’ll look fabulous doing it.” Decked out with a snarling shark sporting a pilot’s helmet, this SMG skin is basically a middle finger to subtlety. The metallic red and black finish gives it a vibe that’s equal parts “80s action movie prop” and “edgy tattoo parlor decor.” Sure, the P90’s accuracy is about as reliable as a politician’s promise, but who cares when your gun has a shark? It’s the perfect accessory for rushing B like a hyped-up caffeine addict. Bonus points if you yell “BRRRRT” while firing.