The P250 | Valence (Minimal Wear) is like the art kid who showed up to a tactical shooter and somehow fit right in. With its bold geometric patterns and retro color blocks in yellow, blue, and pink, it’s a walking (or shooting) ’80s fever dream. Minimal Wear means it’s only *slightly* scuffed—like a skateboard that’s seen exactly three ollies. As a budget pistol, the P250 already struggles to be taken seriously, but the Valence cranks up the swagger so hard you almost forget it’s still a panic-button gun. Perfect for eco rounds where you want to flex style over stopping power. Just don’t expect enemies to respect your drip when you’re clutching with this neon paperweight.