The **StatTrak™ Negev | Man-o'-war (Minimal Wear)** is like the overenthusiastic sailor of CS:GO’s weapon skins—loud, flashy, and impossible to ignore. Drenched in navy-blue stripes and gold accents, it screams “pirate chic” if pirates sprayed 150 bullets per second. The StatTrak counter proudly tallies your chaotic sprays, because let’s be honest, accuracy isn’t the Negev’s strong suit. Minimal Wear? Sure, if you ignore the existential scratches from teammates judging your life choices. It’s the gun you pull out when you’ve given up on stealth and just want to turn a site into Swiss cheese. Ahoy, spray control! We hardly knew ye.