The StatTrak™ M249 | Aztec (Minimal Wear) is like that one gym member who pays for a premium membership but only uses the treadmill. This LMG’s Aztec skin flaunts intricate tribal patterns etched into its metallic body, giving it a vibe that screams, “I’m here to suppress *and* accessorize.” StatTrak’s kill counter is a cruel joke here—tracking eliminations with a gun so clunky, you’ll rack up more assists from teammates stealing your kills than actual stats. Minimal Wear means it’s barely scuffed, which is ironic since anyone using the M249 in-game is probably getting roasted by their squad. It’s a flex for collectors, but in combat? More like a ceremonial artifact for the “spray-and-pray” cult.