The **StatTrak™ M249 | O.S.I.P.R.** is like that overpriced gym membership you never use but still brag about. Dressed in a sleek, sci-fi black-and-orange design, it screams “tactical cyborg” more than “practical weapon.” Sure, it tracks your kills, but let’s be real—this gun’s main purpose is to announce, “I have $5,750 to burn on spraying walls.” The Minimal Wear finish means it’s barely scuffed, just like your ego after missing 90% of its 100-round mag. It’s the gun you pull out when you’re losing 14-2 and want to meme your way into the highlight reel. Stylish? Absolutely. Effective? Only if your enemy’s allergic to bullets.