The M249 | Deep Relief (Field-Tested) is like that over-the-top wallpaper your aunt picked for her guest bathroom—bold, intricate, and slightly impractical. The skin’s carved floral motifs and metallic accents scream “artisanal craftsmanship,” but let’s be real: you’re wielding a $5,200 bullet hose that’s about as subtle as a marching band in a library. Field-Tested ensures it’s got just enough scuffs to remind you it’s seen action, probably in the hands of someone who thought buying an M249 was a good idea. Stylish? Sure. Tactically relevant? Only if your plan is to deafen enemies with laughter while bankrupting your team.