The P250 | Franklin (Factory New) is basically the pistol version of a midlife crisis sports car—flashy, over-the-top, and screaming “look at me!” Drenched in green and gold, it’s plastered with Benjamin Franklin’s face like a dollar bill threw up on it. The engravings? Fancy, sure, but let’s be real: you’re not flexing wealth, you’re cosplaying as a founding father in a $300 pistol round. The “In Guns We Trust” slogan? Peak irony for a sidearm that’ll probably whiff half its shots. Still, it’s a guilty pleasure—nothing says “I’m here to lose but look good doing it” like pulling this out after eco-rounding your team into debt.