The Sawed-Off | Serenity (Battle-Scarred) is like that one friend who shows up to a black-tie event in a tuxedo covered in barbecue sauce. This shotgun’s “serenity” is less zen garden and more “I’ve seen things” war veteran, with its paint chipped like a discount store bargain bin. Perfect for CTs who enjoy whispering “close enough” before turning corners into confetti factories. Sure, it’s got the range of a sneeze, but up close? It’s a pocket-sized apocalypse. Bonus points for irony—nothing says “inner peace” like blasting someone into the stratosphere with a gun that looks like it lost a fight with a belt sander.