The P2000 | Oceanic is like that one beach vacation you never got around to editing on Instagram. The faded blue waves and coral patterns scream “tropical vibes,” but the Well-Worn condition? Let’s just say it’s seen more saltwater than a pirate’s sock drawer. A CT-side classic, this pistol is the trusty sidearm you begrudgingly rely on when your eco round goes sideways. It’s not flashy, but hey, neither is eating canned beans for dinner—yet here we are. The Oceanic’s charm lies in its “lived-in” aesthetic, perfect for players who enjoy pretending their gear has lore. Just don’t expect it to carry you harder than a seagull carrying a french fry.