The **Paris 2023 Anubis Souvenir Package** is like that one friend who shows up to a party dressed as a pharaoh—over-the-top, but you can’t help being intrigued. This souvenir drop from the Paris Major wraps Egyptian mythology into weapon skins, slapping golden hieroglyphics and Anubis’ judgmental jackal face on classics like the AWP or AK-47. The stickers? Tournament-team holograms that scream “I was there!” (even if you watched from your couch). The Anubis Collection’s aesthetic is bold, but let’s be real—it’s the same ancient Egypt schtick Valve’s recycled since 2012. Still, cracking one open feels like gambling with Ra himself. Just pray you don’t pull another sand-dusted MP7.