The P90 | Scorched Scarab Rush (Minimal Wear) is the perfect skin for players who want to cosplay as a hyperactive archaeologist on a caffeine bender. Its sandy base is adorned with Egyptian hieroglyphics and scarab beetles, as if someone raided a pharaoh’s tomb mid-spraydown. Minimal Wear means it’s just weathered enough to look “battle-hardened” without screaming “I’ve been dropped in Dust II’s pit one too many times.” The P90 itself is the ultimate “I don’t aim, I vibe” weapon, and this skin? It’s like slapping gold leaf on a chainsaw—absurdly flashy, utterly impractical, and weirdly satisfying when you mow down three people while backpedaling into a wall.