The **StatTrak™ UMP-45 | Wild Child (Factory New)** is like the rebellious teenager of the SMG world—loud, flashy, and impossible to ignore. Drenched in neon graffiti, its chaotic design screams "look at me!" while you spray down eco-round enemies. The Factory New finish ensures every obnoxiously bright tag stays crisp, like a middle finger to subtlety. StatTrak’s kill counter? Perfect for flexing how many poor souls underestimated this budget beast. Sure, it’s not a rifle, but when you’re rushing B with a rainbow cannon that tracks your ego kills, who needs one? Just don’t blame the gun when your teammates mute you for shouting "ARTIST AT WORK!" mid-spray.