The MP9 | Ruby Poison Dart (Factory New) is like that one friend who shows up to a paintball match in a sequined jacket—utterly ridiculous, yet impossible to ignore. Drenched in a venomous crimson with jagged emerald accents, this skin screams “jungle assassin” while you’re mag-dumping into a wall at 900 RPM. Its tribal patterns suggest stealth and precision, which is hilarious because the MP9 handles like a caffeinated squirrel. Perfect for eco rounds when you want to flex on opponents with a gun that’s 90% aesthetics, 10% practicality. Bonus points: naming a bullet hose “Poison Dart” is like calling a flamethrower “Subtle Breeze.” Pure chaos, zero shame.