The **USP-S | Printstream (Minimal Wear)** is like the CS:GO equivalent of a luxury sports car with a fresh coat of pearlescent paint. Its sleek, white base is layered with geometric neon lines that pulse with a retro-futuristic vibe, while the silencer shifts colors like a mood ring for tryhards. Minimal Wear means it’s still got that “barely touched by human hands” finish, though you’ll spot a scratch or two if you squint—perfect for pretending you’re not obsessed with pixel perfection. Named after what I can only assume is a malfunctioning inkjet printer, it’s the sidearm for players who want to flex their drip while tapping heads. Stylish? Absolutely. Practical? Who cares when you look this good.