The P250 | Visions (Battle-Scarred) is like that one friend who’s seen too many late-night parties but still insists they’ve “got stories.” Its neon cyberpunk design, now battered and scuffed, looks like it survived a tumble through a dystopian trash compactor. The once-vibrant pink and teal hues peek through scratches and grime, like a rebellious glowstick refusing to die. Functionally, it’s still a P250—reliable for eco-round panic sprays. But aesthetically? It’s the gun equivalent of a “vintage” band tee you’d find at a garage sale. Battle-Scarred? More like “Battle-Tested by Someone Who Definitely Didn’t Buy a Case Key.” At least it’s honest about its life choices.